AISubs v3.7
- Iroha's dad, - Shibuya's dad,
- my friends, - and captain Mushimura.
- Yes, yes, I'm Iroha's dad. Say "yay"!
- Wait, wait.
- You're the only decent one here.
- No, he said "hey" first.
- I'm sure you all go to stores, shop, or buy stuff online,
- but there are moments when you want something that doesn't exist in this world, right?
- There are. - Yeah.
- You think it'd be nice if it existed, but you don't, so you give up.
- I think that's life.
- "I don't want to give up no matter what!"
- "But if I can't do something about it myself, what can I do?"
- "I can only rely on these members!"
- That's how it is.
- So, this time, I want something that doesn't exist in this world,
- and you have to somehow get it for me.
- Ahhh!
- But it's not like you're going to buy it,
- so you have to make it yourself,
- or say things like "this is like this,"
- and somehow convince me of it.
- I'm going to say two things, and you have to somehow get them for me.
- First one!
- A magic carpet that flies in the sky!
- Ahhh!
- It flies in the sky?!
- What's with you?!
- Can I bring a real one?
- You can bring a real one.
- Then you'll win.
- You can even develop it.
- Understood.
- Yes.
- You're really not going to do it, are you?
- It's not "understood"!
- Second one!
- A headband that Son Goku wears.
- A headband that tightens your head.
- Isn't that a cosplay?
- It's not a cosplay!
- I want that!
- Why?!
- They sell it!
- It's cosplay!
- It's not cosplay!
- It's a headband!
- Oh, it's that kind of thing!
- That's right!
- I'm worried that my head won't be destroyed.
- That level?!
- What are you going to bring?!
- I want you to bring those two,
- and whoever was the worst...
- Hey!
- I'm going to start the punishment game!
- Oh, you're going to do it?
- Yeah...
- Your hands are back!
- That's amazing!
- So everyone, please do it seriously.
- Say it, the punishment game!
- Say it! You're not thinking about it right now, are you?!
- Yeah!
- Anyway, see you in a week!
- See you in a week!
- A week has passed!
- Last time, I brought a carpet and Goku's headband,
- but it looks like flying in the sky is better,
- so let's start with the one with a headband!
- The gold one!
- What?!
- The gold one!
- Who's the gold one?!
- Then let's start with the gold one!
- Please explain! - Okay!
- First of all... should I go first? - Yeah.
- I'm the first one who wants to kill you, so please let me kill you first. - Is it okay if I don't die?
- Okay, this is my safe word. - Oh!
- Yeah, but is it really possible to close this in the manga world? - It's okay.
- Please put it on for now. - It looks real, doesn't it? - Yeah.
- If you just put it on like this, you'll just have to put up with it and not do anything bad, right? - Yeah.
- So here's what I've come up with. I'm going to put this on this safe word... - Huh?! What is this?!
- Why is there an outlet?! - Seriously, it's silver on the outside, but it's gold on the inside.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. If it's silver, it wouldn't be a safe word, so I might have taken it off because it's not cool.
- It's not like it's cool or anything! - First of all, I put the safe word on the safe word. - Okay.
- Okay, please put it on for now. - Wait, this is really scary!
- What if all of the electricity flows through the silver part and my muscles tighten up? - It's okay, please put it on.
- This is really scary! Really scary! - Huh? Have you tried it?
- I haven't tried it, so please do it for me. - This is bad! I might die!
- I think it's scary if you don't know what it is, so I'll explain it.
- Yes, this is a heater. - Huh? Oh, oh. It's okay.
- This makes it really hot. - Huh?! That's bad.
- I'll say it again, but I'm not an expert. - Well, you know, I'm an expert youkai.
- So, this is for youkai. - Okay.
- So I'm not going to put it on. - Huh?! Oh, I see.
- I mean, you can put it on really hot things, but I thought it was dangerous, so I made it for water pipes. - Oh, oh, oh.
- So it'll probably get hot and that'll be it. - Oh, I see.
- But I thought it'd be nice if we could introduce only these functions this time.
- So if you want to do it, you can do it. I made it safe this time.
- Instead of tightening it up, you can heat it up and put it on. - Oh, I see.
- That was scary.
- I'm not sure if I'm good at this or not.
- Okay, I guess I'll put it on next.
- Why did I ask for this?
- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
- What is it? - Oh, you scared me! Close it!
- Open the phone! - Okay!
- Huh? - You have to close the safe.
- You have to close it to open the safe. - Oh.
- This is a belt to train your abs. - Huh?
- I'm in a hurry. - Hahaha.
- I'm going to design this and make it into a perfect safe. - Yes.
- Here you go. - Hahaha.
- It's a safe. - Oh. - Oh, it's cool. - Good? - Good. It's cool.
- You, little monkey! - Arghhhh!
- You, little broken eight-time! - Damn! - Hey, you! Stop it!
- What? - What is it, you three-headed bastard?
- How do you do it? - Is it okay? - It's flowing! - Huh?
- Is it electricity? - Isn't it electricity?
- Ah, wait! Wait! Wait! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
- I'm really... - You did a bad thing!
- Wait! I'm sorry! I'll reflect on myself! - Huh?
- Isn't it too much? - Huh? - How is it? - It's an error.
- Hahaha. - An error?
- This thing doesn't work on your head. - Hahaha.
- Because of you! - Oh, it's no good, after all. - It's no good?
- It's because your hair is in it. - That's right. - It's a good time...
- Arghhhh!
- Now, wait. I'll go. - Yes. - Yes.
- I'm begging you, really. It's completely different from what I thought earlier.
- Arghhhh! - Huh? What's that?
- Huh?
- You just said it's an important matter. - Hahaha. I just said it.
- Now, I'll turn it on. - Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Wait! It's stuck! It's stuck!
- Hahaha. - It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
- It doesn't matter to me. - No, it doesn't matter to you!
- It's stuck, so it doesn't matter to me!
- Maybe you had a bad dream and it's an important matter. - Arghhhh!
- Hahaha. - This is so annoying!
- You, with this bandage stuck in your eye, it's annoying!
- I'll do it like this! - Damn it!
- Hahaha. - Arghhhh!
- Wait! It's coming out! It's coming out! It's coming out! - Arghhhh!
- Ouch! - Arghhhh!
- What the hell is this?! - Hahaha.
- What did you just see?! - Hahaha.
- It went well yesterday!
- Well, you didn't have any direction.
- I'd be happy if you could come up with something amazing like that.
- You want a closure, don't you? - Of course! Of course!
- Then, I'll ask you for the last performance. - Yes.
- Sharin! - Huh?!
- Sharin! - Shandou Sajo! - Shandou Sajo?!
- Wait a minute!
- Okunya! - Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
- Sorry for saying your hair, too.
- Hahaha.
- So, please open your eyes!
- No, open your ears!
- Wait, isn't the design terrible? - Ah, the design is...
- Well, this is not a safe. - Yeah.
- Well, let's add gold color, so... - Yeah.
- This gold color... - Hey!
- Hahaha. - Dyson's 72-hour service...
- Hahaha. - Don't put your hair in there!
- Then, please do something bad. - This 72-hour service...
- I'll throw it away if it breaks!
- I won't take the service, idiot! - Hey!
- Apologize to Dyson!
- Oh! - Oh!
- But... - Is it tight? - Ah, it's tight!
- Hahaha. - Hahaha.
- Oh, it's coming out! It's coming out! - It's coming out!
- Hahaha. - It's coming out!
- Not at all. - It's coming out! It's coming out!
- If it was a face or something like that, wouldn't it work?
- I'll do it! - Okay. - Ah, amazing!
- Hahaha. - Ah!
- Hahaha. - Ah, wait! Ouch! Ouch!
- Ah! - Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
- Ouch! - Oh! - Oh!
- Shall we announce the gold safe ranking?
- Ah, the best one. - The best one.
- The current one is "look.5", "function.5" or something like that.
- Well, first of all, Mushi-san... - Yeah.
- "look.5" - Oh!
- "function.1" - One!
- You're the one who bought cosplay. - Hahaha.
- Well, it wasn't a tightening system, so I'll make "function.1"
- The amount is...
- "look.2" - "function.2"
- I think. - Wow!
- Well, if you apply it well,
- I think it will tighten your muscles.
- I have a dream, too.
- "look.2" - "function.1" - Wow!
- It's simply "zago".
- Hahaha. - Shibayu is...
- "look.0" - Hahaha.
- "function.2" - "2"? Is it spicy?
- Hahaha. - Well, "function" is
- a difficult one, isn't it?
- It's a bottle with low point, and it's obvious.
- Well, my cosplay costume is too big, isn't it?
- Hahaha. - Wow!
- It's like "amazon" and "botsunrii".
- Well, shall we move on to "10"? - Yes!
- Can I say it, too? - Yes.
- Well, Tetsuya-kun, you can float "10" from now on,
- so you can play a game over there.
- Okay.
- Well, please open your eyes!
- Wow! What is it?
- Wow! Wait, wait, wait!
- Is it okay? - I don't have any explanation for it,
- so please float it now! - Okay.
- When you get on "9", say "okay, you can float it now".
- When you say "okay, you can float it now", - you say "okay, it's carpet", and you go "pwaaaan"! - So, please hold it like "pwaaaan"! - Okay, Tetsuya-san, - here you go! - Thank you! - Okay, I'm going! - Carpet! - Tetsuya-kun! - Tetsuya! - Wait a minute! - What's going on? - Tetsuya-kun, but - I asked you how many seconds you wanted to float it. - Oh, right. - Look at the camera now. - I think you're floating for a moment. - With the carpet. - Is that so? - You're definitely floating for a moment with the carpet.
- Isn't that crazy? - You can open up a school that teaches floating technique! - It's a weird idea to say it like that. - I'm begging you, really! - Leave it to me! - Okay, I'll go for the second one. - Okay. - This time, I won't make you feel scared, so it's okay. - Oh, really? - It's going to take some time, so please close your eyes. - Huh? - If you don't close your eyes in one go, it's over. - Huh? What? - Oh, wait! It didn't work! - Ouch!
- What? What? - You're flying. - Huh? Does that mean I'm going to fall? - It's going to be over in the middle of the day. - What? What? - Okay, you can close your eyes. - Stop it! - You can't use it. - This is like a game show! - Okay, we're ready! - It took a while. - Open your eyes! - Ouch! - Ouch! - Ouch! - Tetsuya's floating! Wow! - Wow! - You're flying! - You're floating! - You're flying! - Wow! - You're flying, Tetsuya! - You're so cool! - You're floating!
- Wow! - Can I continue? - Can you move to the side? - Excuse me, everyone. I'm coming this way. - Wow! - Oh, no! You're here. Go away! - Wow! - You're flying! - You're flying! - Wow! - Oh, no! You're here. Go away! - Oh, no! You're here. Go away! - You're flying! - Oh, no! You're flying! - Tetsuya's legs are so small! - Whoa! - Tetsuya's legs are so small! - Did you just break his knees? - He's going home. - Okay, and that's it for my magic carpet. - Wow! - Thank you! - Wow! - Now we're talking! - So now, I'll go third place! - Okay!
- Can you take this off for me for now? - Okay.
- Can you wait for me for a second? - Okay.
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Wait! - Wait!
- Don't go back with your hands!
- The carpet I brought is this carpet!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Go home first!
- Whoa!
- Don't laugh at your own carpet!
- Okay, now it's my turn.
- You can take it off now. - Okay.
- Huh? - I don't think you know what it is yet.
- I'll take it off for you. - Okay.
- I'll explain how it flies later.
- In theory, this will definitely work.
- Whoa! - Huh? - Isn't that amazing?
- It has to be on top of this. - Is this a magic carpet?
- There's a lot of magic in this.
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Wait, will this work? - It will, right?
- Okay, please! - Okay!
- Here we go! One, two...
- Whoa!
- Whoa, that hurts! - Huh?!
- What is this?
- Huh?!
- It's a lie! - It's not a lie!
- Look at this!
- This magic!
- Super strong neodymium magnet!
- You put it in here with a board...
- and with this rebounding energy...
- the magic will fly! - Like a linear motor?
- Huh? - Isn't that a board?
We got all of them right, didn't we?
Okay, let's give them points.
Okay!
Mushi-san's is that one, right?
Wait a minute.
Yes?
We haven't announced the penalty game yet.
Oh?
You said you'd pay for it, right?
There's a penalty game, right?
Yeah, there is.
We're trying not to cover it up, you know?
We're discussing it and deciding it, you know?
We can't turn off the penalty game, you know?
We're discussing it in front of the camera, you know?
We're trying not to cover it up, you know?
Well, well, well...
But even if you say so...
It's simply a penalty game, you know?
Since it's a penalty game...
You'll live in a safe house for a week.
I see!
It's a safe house, you know?
But you can take whatever you like.
Since we got four today.
Okay, I'm going to announce it now.
Okay!
Mushi-san's looks like...
First of all, it's a one.
Oh, poor thing!
It's a big lie!
But considering only what's in the picture as a function,
I'll give it a three.
Oh!
I won!
I don't have this in my safe anymore.
And next is the amount.
It looks like...
I'll give it a four.
Well, my legs were too short, so it's a four.
But as a function,
I have to walk sideways,
and I can't fly normally.
Hey!
Well...
I'll give it a two.
Seriously?
And Yumemaru's...
It's really expensive.
It looks like...
The carpet is fine, but it's a little small.
So it's a three.
Oh!
As for the functions,
I'll give it a three, too.
Oh!
And there's also the movement speed.
Yeah.
And finally, Shibayu's...
It looks like...
I bought a good carpet,
so I'll give it a two.
Oh!
Carpet?
Carpet is fine, but I don't know much about patterns and such.
But as for the functions,
with all my expectations,
it's been used a lot,
and I think we can do it if we do it properly,
so it's a zero point two.
Oh!
So it's...
Five, one, one, three, so it's a ten.
This is four, six, ten.
Three, six, nine!
Um...
Two, two, two, four, two!
Hahahahaha!
It's a penalty!
Hahahahaha!
This is a penalty!
You're the worst at this.
Hahahahaha!
No, you're...
You're really bad at this!
We've been using it for a week since this video came out.
We've been using it.
While we're repeating this kind of thing,
it seems like we'll come up with something real someday,
so let's do it sometimes.
Yeah.
I want to be made, too.
Yeah.
Bye bye!
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